So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
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