Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
one two three fourrrrnication!
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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