Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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