You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
There's always time for handjobs
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
