was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
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I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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