i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
We had sex on a dog bed..
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
ok first of all what the fuck
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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