More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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