I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Randomize
