honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Randomize
