I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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