She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
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I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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