Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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