All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
We had to coat check the pizza.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
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since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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