Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
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girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
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When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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