doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
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she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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