Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
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Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
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