Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
A bitchslap is in order.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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