Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
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Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
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Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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