we have officially lost it.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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