The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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