hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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