you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Come on in and take your pants off
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