when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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