He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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