I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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