That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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