the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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