just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
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We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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