please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
