Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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