Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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