THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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