I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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