My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
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