I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
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He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
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Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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