i permit you to call me
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
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In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
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