How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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