She's JV to your varsity
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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