She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
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It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
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THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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