She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
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You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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