Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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