I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
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never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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