I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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