she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
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He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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