i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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