trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
