I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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