I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH