Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.