using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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