with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
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well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
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Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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