Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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