i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Vodka?
Forever.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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