There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
