just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
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Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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