I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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