ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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